Monday, February 11, 2008

Dolly Parton Postpones Tour, Blames Breasts

Hats off to the Reuters writer who came up with that headline. Of course, Dolly does some doozies herself, too:

"Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems," the folksy singer-songwriter said in a statement.

Ahh, yes. Such eloquence from a "singer-songwriter" has not been heard since the days of Berlin and Gershwin.

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