Thursday, October 5, 2006

Who knew that being green was so easy??

From a how to be green forum, posted by Paulboy, 7:13 A.M.:

"1. Get rid of the indoor bathrooms and use an outhouse, or at least urinate in the backyard.
2. Stop showering everyday — it’s really not necessary and unhealthy.
3. Wear underwear for at least three days (as does the average German male per a survey).
4. Play the guitar and sing more, and turn off the TV and radio.
5. Drink at home, stay out of the bars. Invite the neighbors over to join and converse."

Let's all get green, dirty and shit-faced.

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