Oh, and please pass the rolls.

Yesterday afternoon I stumbled upon this little note I jotted down once upon a time. I thought it definitely worth sharing. :)

2003 G. Family Christmas Dinner Conversation

(On the topic of sexual promiscuity in college)

Mom: "So your body is like a hall."
Dad: "More like an auditorium!"

(A few minutes later, when discussing the propensity for gay guys to make out with straight girls for fun)

Dad: "'Please enter the auditorium from the side door!'"