No need to mention the twelve hour journey to Orlando wrought with hysteria, delays, no personal space because of hefty builder-men and turbulence

If your day starts with your boyfriend referring to himself as a "cattle prodder," thus making you the lazy cow, chances are it's going to be a bad day.

And if your day ends with the bellhop at your hotel laughing as he directs you toward the "annex" you'll be staying in, chances are it's been a bad day.

Welcome to your first business trip, Caitlin!