haikus

i allow myself
this one update to tell you
norris is freezing...

lest we not forget
this gentleman behind me
fell out of his chair...

i'm not in the scene
i don't watch trading spaces
i'll assume ty's hot...

why are these actors
these over-actors indeed
here, in norris?...

no matter because
tonight--i will be working
five in the morning...

in the last six days
i jumped with a four year old--
this was the best thing...